Why Men Don’t Like Eating Pussy (A Woman’s Perspective)

Posted: April 13, 2012 in Politick'in
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“Blessed are those that are flexible…
they’ll never get bent out of shape”

I hear my girlfriends talk about dudes eating them out and how it’s a bad thing that their partners don’t do it or know how to do it, and how they like getting their asses ate out and shit.  One said that that’s ALL she let’s this one dude do to her. To each it’s own but I’ve been doing this shit for a while so let’s get to it…

I am a woman.  I have fucked with plenty of bitches.  I don’t like eating pussy.  I don’t make “PUSSY EATER” a prerequisite.  If I hated doing it then how can I make you eat me out. Eating pussy is supposed to be soft and gentle like a passionate tongue kiss.  I don’t like kissing.  If he doesn’t like kissing your ass he’s not going to like eating your ass out.

Maybe it started by the way it looks.  I think I have a nice one but that’s mine.  I don’t wanna be sticking my tounge between flaps of skin and shit.

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I have dated white and black girls. Dark and light.  On dark girls its fucked up to me how dark your skin gets below the belt. Then you got this bright pink red meat that opens up with white creamy shit oozing out of it and it looks like a fucking raw cheeseburger with melting mayonnaise. On white or light girls it looks a little better, the hair is smoother or silkier but if not shave properly you can see the red shave bumps and that will throw a mother fucker off. I hated eating bald ones because as the hair grows it gets prickly and shit and then a bald pussy looks like a bald chicken to me.

Taste & Smell : Now you bitches can neck roll all the fuck you want.  No matter how much you wash it and spray FDS on it, (Men: that’s some aerosol spray they sell at Walgreens so bitches, strippers, escorts, etc. can freshen up without washing they ass) your body has it’s own scent and taste. Pussy has an acquired taste. Bitch unless your a vegetarian and just been eating pineapples and mangoes all your fucking life, your pussy is salty and that shit doesn’t really taste sweet.  If a dude has told you “oh you taste so sweet blah blah blah” it’s really one of a few things:

1)he really really likes or loves you

2)he’s drunk or high and his taste buds and senses are fucked up at the moment

3)he thinks if he eats you out good then your gonna suck a sleeve off his dick

When it’s close to your cycle your body changes as well as your taste and smell.  I lived with a chick for like a year.  I know what the fuck I’m talking about.  She was the cleanest and most honest and faithful relationship I had.  I wasn’t but that’s a whole other story….

There are flavored lotions or sprinkly powders and shit you can get.  If you want a motherfucker to eat that snatch then you gotta prep it like a meal.  Wash it thoroughly, let it soak, trim (don’t make it look like a bald headed chicken) pat dry, air out, powder it (that Jessica Simpson Edible Lotion & Powder line is the shit), and wrap it in some pretty sexy panties.

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The area men should focus on the most is the clit.  THAT’S IT.  Why do men stick their tongues inside our pussy?  We cannot feel that shit.  Just FYI: FOCUS ON THE CLIT.

1)Rub it and caress it with your three middle finger.  The clit is sensitive.  Think of a turtle shell and you want the head to pop out.  Rub the smooth shell.  Caress the smooth shell. Let the index finger slide and steel some juice and bring to back to the top.  Lightly smack the pussy with those three fingers. The object is to get the clit to poke out and get hard.

KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID

2)Once the clit is poked out: GO IN.  She’s ready.  STAY ON THE CLIT. Start slow like your tongue kissing.  All you gotta do.  From licking to vacuuming… suck on the clit then lick it.  Go back and forth from vacumming to licking focused solely on the clit.  Don’t deviate from the plan.  No need to stick your whole tongue in her fucking rib cage dummy. You can feel the clit throb which means she’s gonna bust all over your face.

80% of a woman’s pleasure is “yearning”, a dry pussy is an unhappy pussy.

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Comments
  1. uncletadbaker says:

    This shit is genius, great stuff!

  2. james says:

    well said

  3. james says:

    to each his/her oon wy i gotta try yours im a kitty kisser,licker ,sucker

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